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Casino to open on Herm

The States has approved the building of a casino on Herm in a bid to boost its popularity.

Previously known as a destination for pre-drinking, day-drinking, drinking, and general sunburn, the island will now become a player’s paradise.

A spokesman for the casino revealed the name exclusively to The Guern.

“Yeah man we’re totally psyched to be opening this sick new money hole,” said Chad Chadwick.

“We’re going to have a little play on words with the name, y’know?

“We’re going to call it Hermaphrodite, it’s a portmanteau of Herm and Aphrodite, which we think is a real banger.”

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