Staff writers at The Guern have been left dumbfounded after real-life events rendered one of their stories entirely moot. Dubbed The Moot-ening, it was caused…
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Residents in St Pierre Du Bois can take a giant leap into the 20th century from next month. Constables in the parish have finally agreed…
The old Guernsey Rumour Mill, which spins to the beat of island gossip, has gone missing. Witnesses state that the Rumour Mill picked up such…
A Vale man will spend the rest of his life behind bars having been found guilty of taking a two hour five minute walk during…
Tonight The Guern can exclusively reveal the Bailiwick’s top politicians plan to house refugees in Herm, as opposed to allowing them directly into Guernsey. After…
As nations across the planet review police brutality, militarisation and politically-motivated action, Guernsey Police have released a gun-toting, taser-crackling recruitment video in a determined crime…
A Torteval farmer has had a ‘nasty surprise’. After thirty years of friendship, farmer ‘Bud’ De Garis was shocked when neighbouring farmer Jim Queripel innocently…
Guernsey has recognised those who guided the island through the Coronavirus storm with a permanent monument in their honour. Dr Nicola Brink and deputies Gavin…
It’s that time of year when parents dress their children in disguise, tell them there’s no such thing as monsters and send them out into…
Lyle Lanley, a salesman described as ‘magnetic’ and ‘two dimensional’ rolled into Guernsey last week to meet with States deputies and propose constructing an inter-island…