A petition to ban cats in Guernsey is gaining support as islanders start to share their long hidden anti-cat leanings. The petition was started after…
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Going to the bathroom is a relatively routine process for most ten-year-olds, but for Blake Renouf his last 10 o’clock urination ended in disaster. Upon…
An aerial survey of the island has revealed that a series of roads and lanes resemble a Swastika. The network is believed to link German…
A woman’s work colleagues have remained furious, despite her apologies for arriving late for the third day in a row. Karen Le Tissier walked in…
A bizarre tale still ignites laughter over a few beers after work, some locals have confirmed. Local man Perry De Heaume suddenly realised the potential…
A quick trip to town has entered its fourth day for nine-year-old Lauren Baudains. Her mum asked if she’d like to ‘pop to town’ last…
Island speed limits will be reduced down to walking pace in an effort to protect cyclists’ egos. Deputy Barry Brehaut, the president of Environment and…
Forest resident Jan Vidamour was found dead today in his car in Rue De Moulin, St Saviours. A drove of cattle were crossing the road…
A local schoolboy has sent his teacher to stand outside and think about what he did. We spoke to sources at Hautes Capelles Primary about…
The States of Guernsey have announced extravagant plans to install a new Banksy art piece at the Princess Elizabeth Hospital. It’s expected to cost £93…