The rare kaiju retriever was brought to justice earlier this evening after a long chase across Vale common. The whole island was shook. Authorities were able…
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A local police officer has been convicted of being a fucking creepy bastard. It should perhaps come as no surprise that a Guernsey Police officer…
As nations across the planet review police brutality, militarisation and politically-motivated action, Guernsey Police have released a gun-toting, taser-crackling recruitment video in a determined crime…
Guernsey Police are working tirelessly in pursuit of a thief described as dangerous and bipedal. The thief struck last week, taking both a pair of…
Muratti rage has carried over from sports clubs to night clubs. A fight broke out in the early hours of Saturday morning at Luna bar,…
The old song about a drunken sailor came true this past week as Guernsey’s Trident Captain was arrested for being drunk in charge. Captain Bob…
Forty-five-year-old Victor Le Lacheur has appeared in court in Guernsey today, for speeding on a free electric bicycle. Mr Le Lacheur was arrested by Guernsey…
The Home Department plans to routinely arm police officers in Guernsey, The Guern can exclusively reveal. A cache of Desert Eagle pistols, a fleet of…
Out-of-islander, Tim Smith, was killed today on a St Saviours farm. The 36-year-old Trust Manager from London had walked on to the land of Mr…
A tourist has been deported after pronouncing the X in Vauxbelets. Jason Jones, supposed mainlander, was staying at Moores hotel and was heard by a…