A local police officer has been convicted of being a fucking creepy bastard. It should perhaps come as no surprise that a Guernsey Police officer…
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As nations across the planet review police brutality, militarisation and politically-motivated action, Guernsey Police have released a gun-toting, taser-crackling recruitment video in a determined crime…
Guernsey Police are working tirelessly in pursuit of a thief described as dangerous and bipedal. The thief struck last week, taking both a pair of…
Muratti rage has carried over from sports clubs to night clubs. A fight broke out in the early hours of Saturday morning at Luna bar,…
The old song about a drunken sailor came true this past week as Guernsey’s Trident Captain was arrested for being drunk in charge. Captain Bob…
Forty-five-year-old Victor Le Lacheur has appeared in court in Guernsey today, for speeding on a free electric bicycle. Mr Le Lacheur was arrested by Guernsey…
The Home Department plans to routinely arm police officers in Guernsey, The Guern can exclusively reveal. A cache of Desert Eagle pistols, a fleet of…
Out-of-islander, Tim Smith, was killed today on a St Saviours farm. The 36-year-old Trust Manager from London had walked on to the land of Mr…
A tourist has been deported after pronouncing the X in Vauxbelets. Jason Jones, supposed mainlander, was staying at Moores hotel and was heard by a…
Live, laugh, love decals are to be added to Guernsey prison cells in an effort to quell unruly inmates. It’s hoped the cutesy decorations will…