Island fears wind or possibly wind shortage. Islanders prepare for a difficult weather siege by bringing in chairs, clearing shelves, and taping down their cows…
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The rare kaiju retriever was brought to justice earlier this evening after a long chase across Vale common. The whole island was shook. Authorities were able…
An unnamed Bridge pub, discreetly reported as T. Mariners, accidentally served a pint of Breda with a floating rat in it two weeks ago. To…
A Vale man will spend the rest of his life behind bars having been found guilty of taking a two hour five minute walk during…
A group of Elizabeth College lads have had to amend their plans for a spirited game of soggy biscuit that was due to take place…
The island’s vegetable growers have been dealt a devastating blow during this year’s competitive season. It comes after one local horticulturalist grew a tomato so…
A Torteval farmer has had a ‘nasty surprise’. After thirty years of friendship, farmer ‘Bud’ De Garis was shocked when neighbouring farmer Jim Queripel innocently…
Local media startup Puffin&Sons have announced a new localised streaming service, known as BailiFlicks. The app, which will soon be available on app stores locally,…
It’s that time of year when parents dress their children in disguise, tell them there’s no such thing as monsters and send them out into…
Guernsey Police are working tirelessly in pursuit of a thief described as dangerous and bipedal. The thief struck last week, taking both a pair of…