It’s been a dark month for Mallard staff, Minions fans, and cinemagoers. A teenage boy flew an F15 Raptor through the Mallard’s legendary Screen Two,…
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Staff writers at The Guern have been left dumbfounded after real-life events rendered one of their stories entirely moot. Dubbed The Moot-ening, it was caused…
Victor Hugo’s statue will be defended at all costs, says one local man. Mick Le Guilcher, 47, has been seen standing guard at the site…
A scared crow has horrified festival goers as he razed the annual scarecrow festival to the ground. Untold damage was caused when the errant bird…
A cloud in the shape of Jersey invaded Guernsey airspace yesterday, ruining the air show for many. Gleeful spectators raised their chins to the heavens,…
The old song about a drunken sailor came true this past week as Guernsey’s Trident Captain was arrested for being drunk in charge. Captain Bob…
Complaining about anything is something Carol Baudins enjoys on the daily, but yesterday her outrage hit a new level. At approximately 07:35, her tubby son…
Rampant speculation still surrounds local politician Carl Meerveld’s inexplicable hat, but one thing remains clear: it’s not fooling anyone. Public figures have often used novelties…
Out-of-islander, Tim Smith, was killed today on a St Saviours farm. The 36-year-old Trust Manager from London had walked on to the land of Mr…
A swamp in St Saviours has been cleared of magical creatures, leaving the owner happier than ever. Dec Ogier, 31, exhausted after years of the…