It’s that time of year when parents dress their children in disguise, tell them there’s no such thing as monsters and send them out into…
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It’s the time of year again when the weather gets cold and living on an island becomes noticeably shit. As the autumn winds descend, basic…
The States have approved controversial deputy Jill Gill-Guille’s proposed legislation to do away with schools for children 12 and above. Her radical change will instate…
A scared crow has horrified festival goers as he razed the annual scarecrow festival to the ground. Untold damage was caused when the errant bird…
Lyle Lanley, a salesman described as ‘magnetic’ and ‘two dimensional’ rolled into Guernsey last week to meet with States deputies and propose constructing an inter-island…
Guernsey Police are working tirelessly in pursuit of a thief described as dangerous and bipedal. The thief struck last week, taking both a pair of…
A cloud in the shape of Jersey invaded Guernsey airspace yesterday, ruining the air show for many. Gleeful spectators raised their chins to the heavens,…
Cow tipping will become an officially recognised sport at the 2021 Island Games. The Games come to Guernsey that year and the organisers are excited…
Muratti rage has carried over from sports clubs to night clubs. A fight broke out in the early hours of Saturday morning at Luna bar,…
After the recall of Power Toys’ Guernsey States series of action figures, some thought it would be years until another Guernsey-based toy would hit the…