A Vale man will spend the rest of his life behind bars having been found guilty of taking a two hour five minute walk during…
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A local police officer has been convicted of being a fucking creepy bastard. It should perhaps come as no surprise that a Guernsey Police officer…
Tonight The Guern can exclusively reveal the Bailiwick’s top politicians plan to house refugees in Herm, as opposed to allowing them directly into Guernsey. After…
Gavin St Pier, Guernsey’s chief minister, had to make an embarrassed call today to the Isle of Man after the contraction of a serious disease.…
A group of Elizabeth College lads have had to amend their plans for a spirited game of soggy biscuit that was due to take place…
We’re proud to announce the announcement of our new members club ‘GuernPlus’ designed to make you give us your hard-earned cash. The time is right…
The island’s vegetable growers have been dealt a devastating blow during this year’s competitive season. It comes after one local horticulturalist grew a tomato so…
As nations across the planet review police brutality, militarisation and politically-motivated action, Guernsey Police have released a gun-toting, taser-crackling recruitment video in a determined crime…
A Torteval farmer has had a ‘nasty surprise’. After thirty years of friendship, farmer ‘Bud’ De Garis was shocked when neighbouring farmer Jim Queripel innocently…