Beau Sejour has made a radical decision this week after their sport floor was officially declared worst in the world. Gillian Guille-Gill, Beau Sejour’s VP…
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Residents in St Pierre Du Bois can take a giant leap into the 20th century from next month. Constables in the parish have finally agreed…
The old Guernsey Rumour Mill, which spins to the beat of island gossip, has gone missing. Witnesses state that the Rumour Mill picked up such…
A local police officer has been convicted of being a fucking creepy bastard. It should perhaps come as no surprise that a Guernsey Police officer…
Tonight The Guern can exclusively reveal the Bailiwick’s top politicians plan to house refugees in Herm, as opposed to allowing them directly into Guernsey. After…
Condor bosses are hailing unprecedented customer satisfaction over the past four months. Their staff have recorded zero complaints from passengers regarding sailing conditions on the…
Guernsey has recognised those who guided the island through the Coronavirus storm with a permanent monument in their honour. Dr Nicola Brink and deputies Gavin…
It’s the time of year again when the weather gets cold and living on an island becomes noticeably shit. As the autumn winds descend, basic…
The States have approved controversial deputy Jill Gill-Guille’s proposed legislation to do away with schools for children 12 and above. Her radical change will instate…
Cow tipping will become an officially recognised sport at the 2021 Island Games. The Games come to Guernsey that year and the organisers are excited…