An award-winning Guernsey cow is to be stripped of its accolades after being convicted of doping. Penelope, a 10-year-old show cow, won the Gold Trough…
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A tourist has been deported after pronouncing the X in Vauxbelets. Jason Jones, supposed mainlander, was staying at Moores hotel and was heard by a…
A group of islanders are set to take matters into their own hands as rising sea levels threaten their livelihoods. Having seen the success of…
Live, laugh, love decals are to be added to Guernsey prison cells in an effort to quell unruly inmates. It’s hoped the cutesy decorations will…
Local youth, Jace Le Chalet, 19, was brought to justice and the King’s Peace restored this afternoon. Mr Le Chalet was drinking in the Mariners…
Producers look set to launch a Potato Peel Pie sequel in an effort to challenge DC Comics. Greenhouse Production Studio has taken up the project…
The first batch of patiently awaited Gavin St Pier action figures has been recalled thanks to an “excess of hair”. A representative from Power Toys…
Plans are in the works to reinstall military hardware at Castle Cornet, The Guern can exclusively reveal. A top-secret document was left on a table…
The first skyscraper in Guernsey has been approved by the planning department. The 60-storey building will sit on The Grange, looming ominously over the St…
A local man has died after attempting to fight fire with fire. Fifty-eight-year-old Baz Le Sauvage was seen attempting to fight a house fire with…